Listen To the opening music to "Send Me No Flowers"
"Tony Randall ignored again by the Academy Awards"
After delivering three expert comedic performances in
the trio of Doris Day/Rock Hudson/Tony Randall pictures, Mr. Randall
was ignored once again by the Academy Awards. He never received a
nomination, not even for "Pillow
Talk", in which he was superb, followed by a hilarious turn in "Lover
Come Back" and now just as funny in "Send Me No Flowers" the
last film in which he starred with the two box-office champs.
In "Send Me No Flowers" his performance was certainly as good
as Stanley Holloway's in "My Fair Lady" that same year, 1964.
This proves that comedy acting hadn't at the time and doesn't today, get
the respect it so richly deserves. Similarly, Janis Paige was certainly
nominee-worthy for her 'Deborah Vaughn' in "Please Don't Eat the Daisies".
Instead, the Academy gives awards to people like first time nominee, Laugh-In's "sock-it-to-me
girl", Goldie Hawn for "Cactus Flower", which was certainly
not Oscar-calibre acting. Even Miss Hawn commented that she "appreciated
the award" but wishes that she had "gotten it for something else".
After six nominations, the legendary Thelma Ritter ("All About Eve" and "Pillow
Talk") was still Oscar-less.
"Send Me No Flowers" has been described as a "dark
comedy" probably
because of its subject matter, hypochondria. Why George Kimball (Rock
Hudson) has developed this condition is not explained. We know from
his doctor, Ralph Morrissey (Edward Andrews) that he has complained
about everything since he became his doctor. His medicine cabinet
is filled with prescription bottles and he pops pills like a dope fiend.
His wife, Judy (Doris Day), seems to be a happy housewife living
in "the
burbs" who takes
her husband's "health problems" with a grain of salt. She
seems to find it amusing.
Always feeling that he "has something",
George visits the doctor for a check-up. While he is taking a pill
in the rest room, he overhears the doctor discussing another patient,
one who is terminally ill and about to die. This being a screwball
comedy, George immediately believes the doctor is talking about him.
Distraught, he confides in his best friend and next door neighbour,
Arnold (Tony Randall) who falls completely apart and starts drinking
to deal with the impending "tragedy".
The whole thing is a bunch of nonsense.
The mix-up comes when Judy suspects that her husband is
cheating on her with a recently divorced woman, Linda Bullard (Patricia
Barry) who is actually being chased by the town wolf, Winston
Burr (Hal March). You see, at a dance, George warns Linda that Winston
is attempting to take advantage of her during her difficult marital
problems. In thanking him, she embraces George just at the moment
that Judy arrives on the scene. Angry, she leaves the party followed
by George who tries to explain to her that he didn't want what
was happening to Linda to happen to Judy "when he was gone".
He poignantly tells her that he only has "six months to
live".
Crushed, Judy believes him and later seeks to find the best doctors
to treat George. Later, when Dr. Morrissey returns from a fishing
expedition, Judy finds out the truth that "George is healthy
as a horse".
Flabbergasted, Judy assumes that her husband told the lie about
dying just to cover his "affair with Linda". Isn't
this inane?
There are some funny moments in the picture. Doris
Day proves her mettle in slapstick when she accidentally locks
herself out of the house with milk, newspaper, eggs and yoghurt
in her arms as her robe is caught in the door. Tony Randall was
as brilliant as ever in his scenes with Rock Hudson, who was
not as good in this as he had been in "Lover Come
Back". Hal March played his role well and was fun to watch.
As always, Paul Lynde gave a hilarious turn. This time, as a
funeral director who loves his work. Tall and handsome Clint
Walker of TV's "Cheyenne" fame
was just right as one of the men chosen by George to "replace" him
after his demise.
Reviews were mixed on "Send Me No Flowers".
The Christian Science Monitor said "It is kept upright,
mostly by the film's comedic footwork...and Miss Day, like a
well-willed windup toy, does her reliable bit." The
New York Herald Tribune said of Miss Day, "Miss Day looks
just like a tow-headed little Pekinese when she yips in anger
or cuddles in devotion and when she goes in for really high comedy
she looks like Carol Burnett doing an imitation of Shirley Temple." Time
Magazine suggested that "...at 40, she should maybe
stop trying to play Goldilocks..." while CUE magazine reported, "Rock
Hudson, Doris Day and Tony Randall team smoothly for a reasonably
amusing, breezy comedy ...it's mostly quite affable, if non-cerebral.
"Miss Day looks just like a tow-headed little Pekinese
when
she
yips in anger or cuddles in devotion." - New York Herald Tribune
The film was a box-office winner and solidified
Day and Hudson in the top ten, she being Number 1. This movie
was not worthy of its stars. It was as trivial as "That Touch of Mink".
You would think that at this level, much better scripts would
have been offered Doris Day, Rock Hudson and Cary Grant. Why
they agreed to do these pictures is beyond me. It seemed, at
the time, that anything with Miss Day's name on it spelled great
box-office and Mr. Grant hadn't had a hit in several years. It
seems he just jumped on the Day bandwagon. Marty Melcher, the
man with dollar signs in his eyes, just wanted to make money.
I couldn't tell that Norman Jewison directed
this, especially with the great pictures he did later on. He
should have put a reign on Doris' "cute" behaviour
and insisted that she play it straight as she had done in "Lover
Come Back". It's always funnier when a good comedian plays
a funny situation straight. When Day did it that way, she was
much more convincing. Ralph McKnight, New York, March, 2002
More Reviews:
Two of the nation’s top three money-makers
of the past five years, Doris Day and Rock Hudson, costar for
the third time in their best comedy to date, again under the
guidance of executive producer Martin Melcher. It’s
a fast-paced tongue-in-cheek spoof on hypochondria. Hudson
is the beguiling victim who will draw sympathy and empathy
as well as vast amusement from audiences.
His ever-loving wife
who remains cool and objectively detached through somewhat
devastating circumstances - as only Doris Day can - should
gain approval by her characterization of an efficient, fairly
well-to-do homemaker who acts and dresses the part, despite ramifications
of the plot and temptations obviously imposed by famed dress
designer Jean Louis.
Funnyman Tony Randall once again is their
good and kind friend who helps Hudson find a future husband
for Miss Day. Huge and handsome television player Clint Walker,
of the “Cheyenne” series, portrays a temporary
romantic menace with great aplomb. Paul Lynde, another popular
TV actor, steals a memorable scene about cemeteries and burial
plots, a high spot in the Jules Epstien adaptation of the Broadway
play of the same name. Norman Jewison directed for producer Henry
Keller.
Doris’ third and final film with Rock Hudson
and Tony Randall was a popular vehicle for all three stars. However,
as the above review clearly shows the reviews were mixed. Boxoffice
Magazine states that it was the best outing of the trilogy. When
viewed by itself and with such supporting stars as Paul Lyne,
Hal March and Clint Walker, the film it is just as entertaining
as the previous two films. - BoxOffice Magazine
Listen to Doris sing "Send Me No Flowers"
Variety takes a different view:
“Send Me No Flowers doesn’t carry the same voltage,
either in laughs or originality, as Doris Day and Rock Hudson’s
two previous entries, Pillow Talk (1959) and Lover Come Back (1961)… Day
is quite up to the demands of her part, indulging in a bit of slapstick
in the opening sequence as she’s locked out of the house
in her nightgown, arms loaded with eggs and milk bottles. Hudson
plays his character nobly.”
Variety Magazine
“Do you suffer from splitting headaches? Is your stomach
upset? Are you rundown? Does your husband complain of heart flutters
and recurring dizzy spells? If so, before seeing a doctor, go
to see Send Me No Flowers, the new Doris Day-Rock Hudson movie.” New
York Times
Incidentally, Doris sings the catchy title song: “Send
Me No Flowers,” written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.
-
Derald Hendry